Seriously? Why Are You Parked In Front of My House?

Everyday I am annoyed by my neighbors, who for some reason or another park in front of my house, when there is no one parked in front of theirs. Everyday, my sister and I have to be inconvenienced by these rubes. Yes. We call them rubes because they act like hillbillies. They are LOUD like hillbillies and they push their way around the neighborhood like the Clampetts. Sometimes I try to read into this type of behavior, because it's almost like they are saying, "yes negro we are parked in front of your house so deal with it." Interestingly, my other neighbors know that I am a stickler about such things. I remember a few years ago, the people across the street would park in front of our house and my mom would be forced to park elsewhere and literally walk half a block back to the house. Once again no one would park across the street in front of their own house and here's the clencher....they have a driveway. Boy...I tell you the notes I would leave and would sit outside waiting for them to show up. Yeah I would stalk them. These days no one has any respect for other people's space and/or property. When I was growing up, this wasn't an issue because people respected one another. Not now...respect is just a word. So you know what I am doing right? I am sitting outside waiting for these buffoons to show up, because not only are they going to move their car, but they will cease with this activity altogether... Damn I HATE my neighbors!